Thursday, October 4, 2007

And now the top ten things I will miss about being in the hospital


For those of you just tuning in I am leaving today to continue my bed rest at home, see the previous post for more details. Now, without further ado, the top 10 things I will miss about being in the hospital.

10. Freaking people out every time I get on the elevator and seeing them mentally prepare to deliver a baby.

9. Being able to order pudding to my room anytime I want.

8. Having my bed linens changed daily.

7. Having my room cleaned daily.

6. Random people looking into my room if one of the nurses accidentally left the door open while she was putting the heart monitors on.

5. Being asked everyday about my bathroom daily activity, sometimes when guest have been here.

4. Hearing women yell out in pain in the middle of the night.

3. Hearing babies crying in the middle of the night ( I am really sad about this one as I am sure the sound of babies crying is one I will never be woken up by again.)

2. The wonderful nurses the work here.

1. Seriously, did I mention the pudding; we are talking chocolate and banana.




5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awesome! You have a gift -the blogger! Don't forget the single ply sandpaper TP, you know Jane buys that stuff on purpose. It is all about the Charmin. Ann

Anonymous said...

It's double ply!! It's Scott and Jim and I love it. I had the pudding last Saturday and it was the best pudding I;ve ever had! Jane

Anonymous said...

Sorry about the punctuation error, Katy can you fix that? It will drive me crazy!! Jane

KDB said...

I can only remove, not edit. Sorry OCD you are going to have to deal with it. :o)

Anonymous said...

OK, I'll just have to deal! Jane